Review on 🧻 Scott Essential Professional Bulk Toilet Paper (13607) – Individually Wrapped 2-Ply Rolls for Business - 20 Rolls/Convenience Case – White, 550 Sheets/Roll by Marcus Morgan

Ever since I was abducted by aliens, I have had a very sensitive rectum. Sure the ship was cool and I was allowed to see other worlds (planets with rings, planets with oceans, planets with people like us but with toes instead of toes), but the constant probing was annoying. It's something with aliens. Apparently, little gray guys excrete their waste in their sweat, and they don't have a digestive tract like Homo sapiens. So they hang things there thinking it's treasure or something. At first I thought they were going to feed me, but then they started fumbling around and laughing (they have a really weird laugh, something between a cat's meow and a cockatoo's cry). He ages fast. One of the aliens I got close to was able to tell me telepathically that he/she secretly wants to be human because he/she had once fallen in love with a human and longed to see them again. The fact is, they don't have any reproductive organs either. So I telepathically sent him a picture of a vibrator. However, judging by my next "occurrence", it's pretty clear that he didn't quite get what I was trying to say.