Lived in a kitchen not far from here. It was exactly the same Monday morning, at 5 a.m. an innocent but exhausted mother, half asleep, crawls out of bed and gropes her way through the dark, silent house to the blessed coffee machine. She blindly and instinctively turns on Keurig. She unobtrusively finds a mug in a dark locker so as not to wake up the peaceful household members for the time being. She feels it gently to make sure it's not the one with the broken edge. Adding a tender little pod, she gives thanks to the gods and awaits the nectar that will keep them all healthy. A hot mug of kindness exudes a heavenly scent that already inspires hope that today is the day she will conquer the Laundry Mountain. She carefully feels the worktop until she is sure that the canister in her hand contains sugar and no flour. She reaches for a spoon in a cute-little-mug-that-was-a-gift-that-cannot-be-washed-in-the-dishwasher-so-now-should-be-decorative-that has teaspoons in it. What is that! BOW! Empty! The minions doing their chores put ALL the spoons in the cutlery drawer. Everywhere in the kitchen! She is devastated! There is no way to safely traverse space. It's filled with the sharp corners of the tabletop, ready to pierce her rapidly cooling flesh! There are random lego bricks and cat toys on the floor which can easily hurt her if she tries to walk around the area. And a furry creature with bright eyes lurks secretly in the middle of this perilous path, waiting to wrap itself around its feet to show its hunger/loyalty. IT IS TOO MUCH! What to do?!? Turn on the lights and go blind? Waiting for the cat to announce its presence to reduce danger? no She buys some cute little spoons in a completely different shape and color so even a teenage servant rushing through the house will know they belong to COFFEE! Yes! The ritual is saved and the world is saved from the decaf woman! THE END
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