Review on 🌿 Biotin Shampoo & Conditioner Set by BOTANIC HEARTH - Boosted with Ginger Oil & Keratin for Hair Loss and Thinning Hair - Targets Hair Loss, No Sulfates, Suitable for Men and Women - 16 fl oz each (Packaging May Vary) by Christine Dhillon

I want to adequately declare my disdain for this product. I know I'm at a loss for words, but for all other consumers, I'll try. I was so impressed with the fact that it came with a pump. The kit included not only a pump, but also a switch cover (I don't know what the heck they're called). The bottles are sealed and then come with two more plastic parts to choose from. It's a bit of an overstatement when crazy California bans straws. So I open the security sticker and I am greeted by a smell that I recognize well: a first-aid kit from the 1980s. You know the metal ones that capture the scents of Watkins' balms and "healing" rubs/powders. Bottled Avon deodorant and bottled Bayer aspirin lined the shelves, and maybe a tiny bar of trendy rose and ginger soap. Yes. This is what it smells like: viscous ointment and a metal first-aid kit. For now, I'm still committed to the cause. I kind of pump myself up saying "this is going to be nostalgia" and the product will look so great that this scent will make you forget about your grandma's swollen ankles. You will associate it with gorgeous strands of hair. So I jump in the shower and let the waves of memories wash over me like water. I washed with shampoo. I mean it kind of lathers up which is normal - I've used a non-monumental lathering shampoo before. It was more about cleanliness. As I washed my hair, I didn't know what to think: a squeak or some kind of witch's spell gripped my hair because at that moment I could barely run my wet fingers through it. I switched to air conditioning. I changed the baby and the BLOOP conditioner splattered all over the place which annoyed me because it was wasted. I managed to maneuver the bottle and get something in my hand. I put it on and left it on until I was done grooming. When I washed it off it was the same as after shampooing. I panicked. I don't want my hair to be oiled up like a fat monkey's garage, but my hair needs to be a little straight so you can run your fingers through it. nope That didn't happen. I got out of the shower and to my dismay I couldn't comb my hair with a wet brush. I pulled and pulled, changing positions, but to no avail. It took me thirty minutes to comb my hair. Usually it takes five. When I finished I had a brush full of hair that had been pulled out of my head. And, oh my god, what knots when I dried them with a hair dryer. it was like a tumbleweed festival. I had to go to the store and buy a detangler like I was a seven year old. It's a terrible thing. If I could give 0 stars I would.