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Review on 🌿 Dr. Bronner’s Tea Tree Pure-Castile Liquid Soap (32 oz, 2-Pack) - Organic, 18-in-1 Uses for Acne, Dandruff, Laundry, Pets, and Dishes - Concentrated, Vegan by Maggie Bortolussi

Revainrating 4 out of 5

Damn, there's a lot of stupid text on the label

It's like a 1982 Volvo station wagon with stickers wants to be a soap bottle. These maniacs make good bar soaps, though. The liquid soap seems to be just as good - it also seems to have a lovely non-synthetic tea tree scent! I hope rubbing this on my scalp isn't secretly turning me into a cult member or some weird religious fanatic, because you never know what the alien life forms are working on in their laser caves in Saskatoon, where the bodies of Abraham Lincoln lie are. and Bob Dylan (the real one, not the robot clone that replaced him in 1964) saved for the celery wars to come, should we not eat celery! Leek is the only food. Everyone bows to the endive god, the one god that resides within each of us, in a small compartment below our kneecaps. The knees aren't real, it's just an illusion, Salami Manifesto, Mephisto Methan Moximu.

Pros
  • Done
Cons
  • Not everything fits