Review on 🌙 Enhance Hair and Skin Health with MR&HM Satin Pillowcase - 2 Pack, Queen Size, Black - Silk Satin Pillow Cases for a Silky Smooth Experience! by Tammy Ross

. and that pillowcase straddled him like an Olympic gymnast. When I bought this thing, I probably didn't realize it was going to be like this. smooth. And brilliant. (What, I know I'm an idiot - SILK and SATIN are right there in the description.) But man, you don't even realize how SEXY this thing is until you take it out of the box and put it on. to your pillow. In a matter of minutes, you'll go from a regular suburban dad to SNL's "The Ladies Man." As soon as I put this bad boy on, soft jazz started playing and I sipped Courvosier. It was intense. And then I'd be sleeping with three beautiful women at the same time. And then came the shrimp and strawberries with whipped cream. (It's the sexiest food I can imagine.) And just as I'm about to make love to three ladies, MY ALARM CLOCK STARTS. Turns out it was a dream the whole time. All thanks to this shiny satin pillow. So I guess what I'm trying to say is buy this pillow if you're a single guy who wants to get his filth. Don't buy it for your grandma or anyone who can't handle the sexy side of life.