Review on 🔦 LUMENSHOOTER S3 365nm UV Flashlight: Perfect for Resin Curing, Rock Searching, Scorpion & Pet Urine Finding by Heather Jackson

Almighty God, I feel like my temperature is rising...every time I shine all those good Lumens on different rooms in the house. Unlike most cheap (395nm) UV flashlights that scammers in East Asia are pumping out every day for a fraction of the price and an even bigger fraction of the performance, this bad mahmadamma sits at the end of the 365 nautical mile spectrum and trust me , when I say 30 nautical miles makes a big difference. It's the difference between your pee-splattered toilet looking a little dirty and you looking dirtier than a Catholic priest around toddlers. If you could metaphorically shine that flashlight in the direction of a Catholic church, what you would see would be so disgusting and dirty you could never see it again. But I digress. Finally, this is one of the best value for money UV flashlights on the market today. Trust me when I tell you I've tried them all. As an OCD crazy cleaner, nothing works better than this flashlight to show you the way to true supreme disinfection. A little bonus is the fact that you can see scorpions in the Sonoran Desert. 4/5 across the country doesn't really appeal to me, but I've heard they're pretty cool little guys with their little ponytails, dancing and glowing in front of all their friends. The only warning I want to give is that if you look at it through UV eyes, you will see that the place you live in is actually the most disgusting filthy hole in the world. Turning on this UV flashlight and lighting up the world at large is the closest you can get to Jerry Garcia. What a long weird flashlight it was.