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Review on πŸ›‘οΈ Optimized Armour Elevated Performance 3 Pair Assortment by Alex Pollard

Revainrating 5 out of 5

These socks fit like a glove, only on the legs, not on the hands. Maybe more like a mitten

These socks fit my feet like a glove fits my hand. Except that gloves have room for every finger and these socks don't have room for every finger or toe. So maybe not like a glove. These socks fit my feet like mittens with no room for my thumb. That's incredible. Seriously, socks. They fit, they are comfortable, what to say in a review? I feel like Spiderman in these socks! No, I feel like a man in socks. Let's not get carried away, okay. Many Thanks. Wonderful. Spiderman is owned by Marvel or Disney or whatever, don't tell them I mentioned his name in this review, I don't want to deal with the Disney cops. You are terrible. You should ask them what kind of socks they wear. While you distract them, I run away in my high-performance socks. Goodbye!

Pros
  • Ventilation mesh on top of foot for maximum breathability
Cons
  • Some cons