Review on 🍲 Cuisinart Gunmetal FP-13DGM Elemental 13 Cup Food Processor with Dicing Kit by Rafael Gomez

For some reason, those responsible for this utterly useless, overpriced paperweight decided to make a piece at the bottom of the work bowl that connects the switch mechanism in the bowl to the motor input case. from two parts. "But wait," you say, "doesn't that mean the connection can become loose in use, causing the motor to spin at the bottom and the top to stop due to the friction of what it's trying to do? " Yes. Yes that's it. Congratulations. You have a bright future in the wonderful world of food processors. On the other hand, the people who destroyed this train developed such an amazing pattern of uselessness that after using it three times, it couldn't even grate a single piece of cheddar cheese Application 1: Shredded Cheddar Worked well Application 2: Using an assortment of Vegetable slicing blades Worked well Use 3: Tried a cheddar cheese slicing blade Worked well Use 4: Tried to grate some cheddar Motor made normal noise, grate would not turn So I checked all the connections and tried again. Nothing. So I cleaned everything thoroughly and a few days later I tried grating the cheese again, very thoroughly o checking all the connections and following all the instructions to the letter. The result is the same. The work bowl can be rotated independently of the plate. And then I marveled at what a twisted and deranged brain could ever create something so startlingly stupid in a device based on the pure and efficient transfer of power from the base to the blades. And while it annoys me that I have to regularly replace my work bowl when I want to use some of that decorative bump, I'm glad to know that I have a piece of galactic history. Because I'm convinced that one day the design team responsible for this sculpture disguised as a kitchen utensil will suddenly be caught in a space-time vortex and will be transported back in time and light years until they unceremoniously end up on Sirius, where you will become the founders of the infamous Sirius Cybernetics Corporation and make your legacy a symbol of meaninglessness and futility across all times and spaces. One day, the early works of this legendary team will undoubtedly be more valuable than I ever dreamed. Or maybe the real reason for the coming of the Vogons is revenge for the fact that the company released that company into the galaxy. Also an opportunity. Maybe it would make more sense to bury it in the backyard and deny I ever had it. a dozen more uses for this clumsy mistake before I give up in disgust and buy something from a company that can actually design a food processor. Wish me luck.