Review on Under Armour Men's HeatGear Armour 2.0 3/4 Leggings: Next-level Performance for Men by Jay Mitchell

This is the most uncomfortable compression garment I have ever worn. In short, the step of eunuchs is trimmed. I've been wearing this for two hours now and I have a lump in my throat. Actually two pieces, because that thing squeezes my boys so much. I'm worried that I'll have to go through puberty all over again for everything to fall into place. I'm telling you, if Superman landed in front of me and then tried to crush my branch and berries in his hand, it wouldn't hurt half as much as this Under Armor torture device. Running in cold weather or working almost naked in a freezer is probably okay. Otherwise, if I were you, I'd save money by not buying them, but just getting the closest person to kick me as hard as they do, maybe in the trash. I love your HeatGear and Under Armor compression shirts but I will never let you near my dangling pieces ever again. EDIT JUNE 2020 - My wife says these leggings are very comfortable so they are hers now.