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Review on LiftMaster 29B317 Garage Remote Visor by James Oconnor

Revainrating 5 out of 5

All right with the world!

I love this little guy, you see the unprecedented. I sent it to my sister who recently moved to Tymbuktvo and rented a house. Apparently it has long been a custom in Timbuktu to sacrifice one's garage clothespin to the gods (I hope they have a sense of humor, otherwise I'll be shocked) so that the garage door can be opened on command. Since she led a closed life and was therefore completely unaccustomed to such native rituals, my sister began to whine. Here I intervened. Since the ritual had obviously already been performed, as evidenced by the garage door appearing to obey its owner, I suggested that a new clip could be sent with no additional casualties. She agreed, although she claimed she knew nothing of what I was talking about (poor thing). She got the cut shortly after, and it fit like you'd expect in one of those Harrison Ford movies. and then the earth stopped shaking and everything fell into place and the world is right again.

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