Review on Horloy Stainless Removable Functions Settings by Joseph Campbell

This toaster is good from afar, but far from good. Looks good in photos and mostly looks good in person but looks really cheap - and looks in person. And that's not all. It's not a small toaster, but it doesn't fit a regular-sized piece of bread, so your toast will always have a perfectly uncooked corner. This applies to bagels and English muffins only. I tried this because I'm the type of person who will put up with a crappy toaster to avoid a trip to UPS, but I'll get over my laziness. I'll say this thing will toast 3/4 of your bread well (hence the generous two stars), but there will be an odd melt-plastic smell that will make you nervous, and the icing on the cake is the for some Gd reason cable to electrical plug, about 18 inches long. Serious. It's just dope y'all.