Review on 🚽 American Standard Aqua Wash Non-Electric Bidet Seat for Elongated Toilets, White - 5900A05G.020, 14.9" W x 3.6" H x 21.1" D by Ryan Hart

This item is amazing. This review is worth reading. I went outside this morning to take my daughter to the bus stop and noticed a bidet on the patio. "Oh joy! My bidet is here!" I thought to myself. A horrific case of highly contagious rotavirus caught at a friend's house after a recent solar eclipse inspired this purchase. It was such a horrific, explosive case of gastrointestinal disease that it caused the ONLY case of hemorrhoids I have ever had in my life. Even a natural birth didn't cause me hemorrhoids. No matter what anyone says, fast forward to the moment my daughter safely boarded the bus. I quickly went home, grabbed the bidet package, tore it apart in an excited frenzy, started reading the installation instructions and started installing this bad boy. Who am I kidding? Rzhunimagu! I was too excited to read all two pages of the instructions, so I got to work right away. But here I ran into a problem. :( I had an inflexible hose going into my toilet tank and couldn't proceed with the installation. So I went to Lowe's! He connected me straight away with what I needed, I paid at the register (make sure I got my military rebate ), rushed home and immediately picked up where I left off. And I can tell you, installation was a breeze... and I was impressed! Water spurted out of my toilet bowl and all the way through the bathroom where it splashed on my wall! Impressed and excited are two adjectives to describe my feelings at the time. This bidet has cleaning power! That's a real jet stream CLEAN! Can't even begin to describe how I felt using the bidet .I feel bigger, stronger, faster, more amazing I'll put on my superman cape I'll spit on the vet R I'll take the mask off the old Lone Ranger en and chat with Jim because this bidet is AMAZING.