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Review on 🦄 Piñata Donkey by Devin Girard

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Dump your frustration, eat sweets. Very helpful.

If you hate donkeys and love piñata, what better product for you than donkey piñata. Holds a decent amount of candy, maybe one of those 2 pound bags you find at the store. I wouldn't put chocolate in it unless you're going to smash it pretty soon after because it's likely to melt in there. You'll have a donkey-sized mess on your hands. The piñata itself is quite strong, we had about 5 toddlers ranging in age from 3 to 7 and it took them a while to break it with a broom. It's great for parties and all, but on a more mature psychological level I think it's a great thing. I mean how many times have you come home after a horrible day at work followed by a 3 hour traffic jam, then your wife yells at you for being an incompetent clown making no money and then you get an unexpected bill in the mail or something and you just wanna be free Honestly, can you think of anything better than pouring yourself a nice glass of whiskey, pulling out your colorful, happy, candy-filled donkey pinata, setting it up high on a branch, and then banging that thing like it owes you money? A good five minutes only to be rewarded with sweets for your effort. I mean come on, I think every house should have a reserve pinata filled for one of those days. I think it will change the atmosphere for the rest of the day. . Who needs antidepressants when there are pinatas? Here, I just saved you thousands of dollars and countless hours of speaking with a shrink. Go and grab a pinata.

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