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Review on Crocs Crocband Comfortable Casual Latigo Men's Shoes: Ultimate Mules & Clogs by Michael Langelius

Revainrating 4 out of 5

I Reached Dad Jokes Nirvana

I used to hate these things. However, none of us are getting any younger and flip flops no longer fit. I've since taken the plunge and bought my first pair. It's like walking on clouds, my feet caressing velvet or satin pillows as I clear dog shit from my yard. I've upped my grilling game tenfold since I've had them. The chest doesn't stand a chance. They came preloaded with 1,000 new dad jokes to add to my arsenal and are great for annoying kids. They're extremely versatile, I can wear them while walking around the neighborhood (great for embarrassing a girl), follow links, take them on a boat, and I can dress up in these bad boys when I'm more propane and go get bush. . God they complete my collection of cargo shorts and moisture wicking golf polo shirts! My neighbors have been asking me why my lawn looks so good and I can't help but think it's all because I got that nasty Larry. Coincidence? I do not think so!

Pros
  • SPORTY, STYLISH AND COMFORTABLE: Crocs Crocband Clogs feature durable cushioning, comfort, a sporty design and a variety of energizing colors and graphic patterns, making them perfect for Crocs men and women. Show me your stripes
Cons
  • Almost everything is fine