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Review on 🀣 Donald Trump Funny Toilet Paper Gag Gift - Set of 3 Rolls by Fairly Odd Novelties by Timothy Cox

Revainrating 5 out of 5

A wonderful product finally serving its best purpose

We've all experienced the embarrassment of an incompetent, uneducated, screeching orange jerk when some became President that way. We listened to his comments about the white nationalist march and the horrific death of Khashoggi. We protested idiotic tax cuts for the already rich, inaction in the face of frequent black deaths, the use of the Justice Department as a bludgeon, endless idiotic tweets. Some of us laughed nervously at the raw racism and exploitation of America's fear of transgenderism to plant meat on its drooling base. We have watched with horror and admiration the utter rejection of cosmopolitanism and education and the adoption of an ignorant Amurikin provincialism spiced with a false love of military affairs and Christianity by a man who knows neither. We've seen poorly written, irritated tweets and reputation salvage attempts. For some time we argued sensibly with our relatives who finally felt that this President was allowing them to openly confess their grosser thoughts that had been out of fashion for 8 years. Of course, rational arguments have no bearing on what is essentially a religious cult, so now we can at least put its beautiful face to better use while we strategize about how to retire early and leave the country altogether, if he wins in 2020. Choose.

Pros
  • Toilet Paper, Wipes & Sprays
Cons
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