Review on 🐴 Horse Hair Moisturizer - 1 Gallon by Art Porras

This humble 1 gallon horsehair moisturizer is seriously impressive. While some see it as a simple cleanse for their stallion or mare, I consider 1 gallon of horsehair moisturizer a miracle from Jesus Horatio Christ Himself. It wasn't more than two weeks into spring last year that my life took a turn for the worse . My wife died after a long battle with bubonic plague and I lost my dream job as a gynecologist due to downsizing of the city hospital. I've lost two of my greatest lovers and have no one to keep me company. Walking up the hill with my hands in my pockets and alone with my thoughts, I came across an old abandoned barn. Curious, I crept to the doomed building. When I opened the barn door, it reminded me of myself, a boy walking through my grandfather's farm. I remember his shed and the special game we played together in the attic that I didn't have to tell anyone about because it was our secret. The poor sweet animal stuck between two collapsed pillars. As a good-natured person, I ran to help the unfortunate creature. I yanked hard and hard at her legs, but I couldn't free the big animal. And suddenly, with the sun shining in my eyes, I saw: Moisturizing Horsehair Cream, 1 gal. I grabbed the jug and oiled the horse, moving my hands back and forth, making sure to trim any exposed areas. With a big push, my new friend was free. I raised Betsy to help and she has been the love of my life ever since. I love Betsy, she is my friend, my lover and my partner. I know I would never have this beautiful creature on my hands without this wonderful Horsehair Moisturizer, 1 gallon product.