Review on 🔧 Efficient Oil Change Companion: Pennzoil Multi-Purpose Funnel by Greg Cunningham

When Revane emailed me personally to provide feedback on this funnel, I felt very honored. I mean, out of the thousands of people who bought this funnel, a simple item that's hard to spoil, they picked me. Well, I won't disappoint the good folks at Revane. It was a hot August day here in the south. Very hot, too hot. It was a day I immediately regretted going outside because my glasses fogged up and my lungs seemed to fill with vapor with every breath of the thick, low air. Still, I had a job. I had grass that needed cutting, weeds that needed uprooting, a little chainsaw work on a recently fallen tree, and most importantly, some oil that needed draining. As morning turned to early afternoon, I felt tired. Triple digits, my cold water was gone, and I looked like I'd just come out of one of the local swamps. I dreamed of better times. Better times indoors, away from the oppressive heat I was battling that day. I was certain that after a quick shower, ice cold kombucha, and my chair, everything would be fine. "But wait!" I thought to myself as I walked to the front door. "Oil". I still had to deal with the oil. I stopped and took a deep breath. I closed my eyes and focused on each inhale and exhale. I had to find my balance again. I needed that second wind to complete my final task. As I mentally called upon my ancestors for strength, I was born again. I returned to my barn and knelt on the ground. Like a warrior before a fight. With exhausted hands, I removed the oil plug from the generator and carefully planned each next step. A liter of oil was within reach. The lid was removed and the foil removed. And what brought us all here today, the funnel. I proudly took out my new funnel and woke her up. I held it up to the sky, and though it was black plastic, it gleamed like the finest steel in the aging midday light. Although my hands were sweaty from both the heat and the anticipation of that funnel, it didn't slip from me. I inserted the finely pointed end of the funnel into the oil reservoir with the precision of a surgeon. The oil was then lifted and poured into the generator's thirsty mouth. He took this oil so gently without spilling or overflowing. It was a calming moment. Time seemed to slow down. For a moment, I was transported back to the memory of my youth, standing in a cool mountain stream. So much peace, serenity, bliss. When the oil ran out, I removed the funnel. I wiped it clean and closed the oil tank. "Amazing," I said to myself. "Just unbelievable". This is how I would rate my experience with this funnel. Please everyone reading this buy this funnel. Find your own moment. Experience what I have. Thank you Revane for this opportunity to share your feedback.