Review on Premium Stainless Steel Chopsticks Titanium Plated - Reusable & Dishwasher Safe Japanese/Korean 2 Pairs Gift Set - Laser Engraved - Anti-Slip, Black & Silver by Aaron Ward

What's not to like about these beautiful chopsticks? First let me say that once you buy these chopsticks and start using them, you will feel like royalty! Wooden chopsticks are no longer good. Those little pieces you get with sushi? Throw her out! This is for the FARMERS. Let them ignite your lusty fires of desire to use your new titanium chopsticks, once held only by the upper class. But wait, do you have $20 on Amazon? Well, now you and another lucky person you choose can become enlightened, and together you can become Lords yourselves! These chopsticks will make you question your whole being. Why do I even use forks? What great things can I eat with them? Why can't I eat EVERYTHING with it? YES YOU CAN! BECAUSE YOU ARE THE LORD OF YOUR CASTLE AND CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT, but wait! Is there more! These titanium Glory Sticks are so easy to clean, they'll have Billie May, Mr. Clean and Family Guy Consuela crying with joy! You don't need the POWER OF OXI-CLEAN, a magic eraser, OR more lemon to clean them! Just put them in the dishwasher and they'll look brand new! For one easy payment, they can be yours! Disclaimer: Possession of these chopsticks does not or automatically grant you lord rights, these chopsticks do not come with any piece of land or castle. When using these chopsticks, dominance is perceived solely as a mental feeling. These chopsticks are not associated with any monarchy capable of granting dominance.