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Review on 🌿 Manitoba Harvest Hemp Yeah! Organic Max Protein Powder - 13g Fiber, 13g Protein, Unsweetened, 2.5g Omegas 3&6, Keto-Friendly - 16 Oz by Brooke Daniels

Revainrating 3 out of 5

Is your regular lawn clippings not nutritious enough?

Here I fall prey to the reduced cost fallacy. I bought this and feel obligated to use it, but oh my god it's awful. Maybe I expected too much; my previous unsweetened/unflavored protein powders were tasteless and dissolved well. But they were also whey protein, and in the midst of the ill-fated Whole30 experiment, I decided that while protein powders were technically frowned upon, they weren't technically banned as long as they were otherwise on schedule, and that was literally just banning. - Dairy, no legumes, no sweeteners of any kind, protein powder I could afford and I was VERY tired of endlessly dicing potatoes to eat with eggs so I went for it. I've ordered Manitoba Harvest Hemp Hearts before and they've been perfect - virtually tasteless and make a tolerable low-carb mash. (Yes, I'm a terrible dieter, why do you ask?) The morning after it arrived I excitedly opened it. and phew. He stinks. For example, if you are mowing your lawn just before a rainstorm and the grass clippings you are trying to decompose begin to decompose naturally while they are still wet. If I had spent my teenage years consuming substances that would probably have been dismissed in my review, rather than reading and craving guys who see me as a surrogate mother (don't ask), I would be like - then prepared for that stink of hemp. . But unfortunately I was a good boy, so I was shaken. However, I thought that with enough frozen berries, everything could be hidden. I was wrong. It's so bittersweet how I've grown out of life's disappointments. However, I choked on this filth and gave up this horrible diet the very next day. This morning, on what might be my fourth diet plan this year (it was also my second!), I couldn't find the scoop for my whey protein listed in the Frappa Fat Removal recipe and it still needs to be used, so does it still have to be used? I decided to see if it could be masked with unsweetened chocolate almond milk, a generous helping of cocoa powder, and some monk fruit sweetener. I was wrong again. This morning's smoothie tasted like a richly textured chocolate raspberry slice. And that brings me to another point. It doesn't mix. General. I have an immersion blender that crushes ice into tiny pieces that are no longer uniform pieces, but mostly frost. What I am saying is not insufficient power. Both times my blender managed everything but the hemp powder. The first time I tried to believe they were frozen blackberry seeds that otherwise would have been completely crushed. This time, without seeds or anything, I had to face facts. Mulch just won't dissolve, and that's mulch. Although it can be fantastic compost. I should probably try that.

Pros
  • Excellent overall performance
Cons
  • Doubtful