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Review on πŸͺ₯ Reach Firm Toothbrush - Full Head, 12 Hard Bristle Brushes by Lacey Rinehart

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Here's an offer!: Oral Care

These hard bristled toothbrushes that I love but can't usually find come with a handy little protective head brush just in case you have an overactive toilet which releases microscopic E. coli particles into the air when flushed. I know it's tough, right? Well, either the corporate media has come up with a new concern for us and is lining their pockets with it, or this is a real problem that needs addressing. I subscribe to the theory that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger and I laugh in the face of such danger. What I've put in my mouth all my life would amaze you. And as a result, my immune system is made of hardened steel. I can eat mysterious third world street food without farting. I have a slight concern that a toothbrush guard might end up marginalizing my immune system, but it's a risk I just have to take. the company's insistence on changing my toothbrushes more often than I ever thought necessary. In addition to the aforementioned difficulty of finding hard bristle toothbrushes with branded heads, you can see the magnitude of the benefits that come from this package. No more seven-hour motorcycle rides to WalMart in Hamilton, Ontario, the last retailer I found to stock these prized toiletries. No, my passport can stay in the safe! I have enough of these little wonders in my bathroom closet, safe and healthy. Not only that, their unit price even beats the best Canadian dollar exchange rate in the last sixty years. Here's an offer! Finally, if I choose to ignore the advice to use medium or soft toothbrushes, I face a dilemma: either compromise my God-given right to use the type of toothbrush that suits my reckless nature, or expand mine window of levity. the usefulness of my brushes far exceeds even what my suspicious and contradictory nature thought prudent and right. I have always suspected that the frequency of replacement referrals stemmed from corporate greed and that hardship referrals served the interests of dentists, who benefited from the economic impact of visiting more frequently than was necessary to obtain their services. As the old saying goes, a patient healed is a patient lost. It's not an exact match here, but you get where I'm going. My gums did not suffer from the hard bristle toothbrush and the resulting oral hygiene is very pleasant. and do it at a reasonable price. The addition of protective caps at no extra cost is a nice touch that's sure to please the squeamish of us. No doubt Howard Hughes and fictional television detective Adrian Monk would have preferred this configuration. In my case, the usefulness of such an option is in doubt, but what the hell? At no additional cost, I will hop on this crazy compulsive train any day of the week, trying to risk potential immune system marginalization. A dangerous life adds spice and joy to worldly existence.

Pros
  • Brush Head
Cons
  • Questionable Elderly Buy