Review on 🍞 Star Wars Darth Vader 2-Slice Toaster by Uncanny Brands - Toast with Vader's Iconic Mask by Bob Collins

As I slowly sit and eat my morning helping of Dark Force-tainted toast, I'm once again amazed at how this simple toaster has changed my life. Gone were the doubts, the fear, the weakness of the feelings that had once haunted my life. Now I only deal with absolutes. Absolute and crispy crusty bread with juuuuust just the right amount of caramelization. However, the body of this toaster is weak. Lord Vader would be very unhappy.