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Review on ๐Ÿšด LZYMSZ 3-Piece Speed Dry Skull Cap Under Helmet Cycling Headgear Bicycle Fleece Hat Sports Breathable Beanie for Optimal SEO by Wayne Moody

Revainrating 1 out of 5

for LITTLE heads and also for the heads of medieval sinners

My head is barely 22 inches in diameter; That said, a "medium" sized hat is expected to have enough room and so I can assume a one size hat will fit me, if any, it is expected to fit the average buyer . And I practically got a headache just trying them on for a minute when they arrived. I risk damaging the credibility of my review by admitting that I didn't originally try to figure out what the heck the advertised "13*22cm. can stretch to 32cm" meant. I naively thought that this must mean that it fits different average people. I'm average right? I'm a medium! Well, it turns out that 22 x 13 cm is the size in the horizontal position. Pretty useful as the heads are also like pancakes. So to measure if it fits you, all you have to do is spread your head, put it on the table and stretch the tape measure to its unfolded width. Stupid customer of mine, I didn't think to do it. Okay, ok, you can also measure the circumference of your head and cut it in half. Again I did neither. i am a medium I felt entitled. I foolishly made the mistake of being sane and projected that sanity onto the hat sellers. Anyway, I'm not done with the math yet. So if I divide my head circumference (22 inches = 56 cm) by Pi, Pancake Me is less than 18 cm wide. Shouldn't that make 22-32cm too big for me instead of too small? Maybe I'm lame in math because it just doesn't add up. Fortunately, I'm also a bad runner. So when I'm out in the Seattle rain trying to isolate my bald head, I just can't walk long and far enough to really appreciate the properties of this rubber band medieval torture helmet. . Once again, as this shows, just don't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

Pros
  • Dope ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Cons
  • Nothing here