Review on 🚽 Alpha GX Wave Bidet Toilet Seat – Round White, Strong Spray, Stainless Steel Nozzle, 3 Wash Functions, LED Nightlight, Warm Air Dryer, Oscillation, and Pulse by Jerry Mangum

The Tushy bidet head has been sitting in our upstairs bathroom for exactly six months. I was fed up with the fact that our downstairs bathroom was a farmhouse toilet. I also didn't want to run upstairs in the dark at 2am every time I wanted a perfectly clean Hinny. I asked my husband if it would be cool to put in a second bidet - as he doesn't really use the upstairs because the tushy we got isn't the 'spa' version. Ice. It's like sticking your ass in a York Peppermint Patty commercial, 'cause bro, you'll get the feeling. Although the arctic cold splashes me with water every time I go to the bathroom, I actually really liked Tushy. And this morning we installed the Alpha GX Wave. The bathroom took longer to clean than the installation. This F-er has a giant remote control, heated seats, a vibrating water gun for your bits, it senses when you sit down...and it ONLY hits my hole in the right spot so I don't have to fiddle with levers and switches. get a shiny seal of good housekeeping for my spotless ass. Temperature? God. It's like going to the beach on the most beautiful day. Heated fan? Like a gentle breeze when you come out of the water on this beach, rolling over your skin like a light cashmere sweater, only drying your ass. By the gods, this is the best shower toilet seat in the world. This is the alpha of my omega and my omega is my ass.