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Review on πŸͺ‚ Fun Express Paratroopers Assortment Action: Experience Thrilling Airborne Adventures! by Tony Hanson

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Walk down the boardwalk, huh?!

Just what I was looking for you know when you get 20,000 tickets from the skiball machine at the beach arcade but Carnie breaks your chops and doesn't give you the plush panda you baba want and really tells you that you can only get 50 skydivers, 30 sticky spanking hands, a Puddle of Mudd visor, or a pink Fox Racing badge for the ladies. Sticker Boss, but pink? Carney is totally trying to steal your girlfriend. You throw his wise high school face in a trash can full of stupid erasers because you're stuffed with carbs and creatine for bulking. Go home and take a break. Parachute men out of your hatch on the freeway and you're stuck in an existential metaphor for your wasted sperm. Does not matter; had sex Received six dozen high-quality skydivers in the mail at an amazing price; it was a good weekend.

Pros
  • This is amazing
Cons
  • A few bugs