Review on Suavitel Morning Sun Fabric Softener - 102 Loads, 120 Fl Oz (1-Pack) by Angela Jones

In a land far, far away lived a princess who was pining in despair over tacky laundry. Like her sister, who felt the pea through many mattresses, this princess had high standards. In her quest for washing perfection, she's tried everything from detergents that promise millennia-long freshness to bleaches and additives that herald microbial shine. She even listened to the wise women of the kingdom when they promoted natural remedies like vinegar and sodas. Ah and ah! That shouldn't have been! Laundry pulled straight from the Maytag's mouth smelled of cleanliness, but not of freshness! The princess felt defeated. She even considered locking herself in the tower and letting her hair grow until she could choke, or even eating the poisoned apple her stepmother so thoughtfully offered. "I'm a princess and I'm not giving up! I come from a long line of royal people who do royal things like wave and proclaim and. and drunkenness and debauchery and fights and treachery. She paused in her thoughts and found her mind wandering wildly from the problem. With renewed determination, the princess returned to her quest. She sent heralds overseas to the lands of Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest and Twitter, but they returned with no new insights. She set herself the task of studying the writings of the sorceress Martha Stewart and even the scrolls of the revered sorceress of antiquity, Eloise. After many defeats, the princess finally took on the greatest task of all. spooky magic Revain ponders the dungeon. Armed only with a Galaxy 10 and a cup of coffee, she dove into the dark and dangerous depths of view after view, trying this and that, until one day, voila! She came across a review promoting the Suavitel fragrance. Not expecting a miracle, she ordered a divine elixir. The first arrived damaged from being mistreated by the Pony Express drivers (oops, wrong story), but the magical Revane soon repaired it. The princess held her breath, opened the elixir and BAM! Magic happened! Immediately the room was filled with an amazing scent of freshness. Oh joy! The princess was giddy with excitement as she fed the Maytag Beast clothes and added Suavitel to it. The beast chewed and gnawed until it finally burped. The princess carefully opened the animal. Wonder! The clothes smelled amazing when she pulled them out of the beast. She discovered the secret of fresh laundry and could now rest on her laurels until the next emergency call. Lost your socks?