Review on Get Fresh with Close Up Fluoride Toothpaste: The Ultimate Red Freshening Formula! by Bob Richardson

Close-Up Refreshing red gel toothpaste that we hope will help you get closer to people. I recommend not getting too close because it might offend some people. The main purpose of this Church & Dwight product is not to approach people, but to prevent tooth decay. This means your teeth will rot and fall out less, so you can eat more beef jerky. As the product advertises, the toothpaste cleans, whitens and refreshes. The toothpaste is red, but don't worry, your teeth won't turn red. Make sure you don't swallow this anti-caries toothpaste or you may need to see a doctor. If you swallow a lot of this product contact a poison control center immediately. Have fun cleaning.