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Review on 🧦 Durable Boot Cushion Sock for Men - Darn Tough by Temarquis Lopez

Revainrating 5 out of 5

$25 for a pair of socks? Of course you're joking!

$25 for a pair of socks? Of course you're joking! It turns out to be a good deal. And don't call me Shirley. Let me interpret. I'm a forest firefighter with one leg in tall leather boots for 16-20 hours a day. I'm a size 10 shoe and the oversized sock fits perfectly. I always wear merino wool, usually 4-packs for $24 or so. But I will say these socks hold up the best, they are bigger and much softer. It's like wrapping your foot in a fucking summer cloud made up of your mom's hugs. I have every intention of buying another pair or two at least once a year until I'm overwhelmed by these precious things. like a woolly zombie virus outbreak in my sock drawer. I wear them all year round with any type of footwear, be it pumps or sneakers. When someone comments something, I just stare at them and ask "Where were you on 9/11?" : If you wear these socks and expect the following side effects: - Increased confidence - More than 2 inches to your height - Weight gain - All manly kids - Chiseled jawline - Short hard rock intros that play every time you walk in the room - And the best part is, every time you put them on, somewhere in the world, a pair of Crocs will melt. So what are you waiting for, take out a second mortgage on your home and add these priceless beauties to your wardrobe.

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  • Everything is fine!
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