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Review on Optimal Canine Health Nutrition Puppy Loaf in Sauce by Royal Canin by Reed Rustman

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Are your people lame? No longer!

Hello. My name is Laxa. I am a 6 month old Siberian Husky and I love long walks on the beach. And grass too. And dirt. Really everywhere. I used to think my people were very lame because I see what they're eating and I clearly want something. The little people are pretty cool and always give me some green when the lame aren't looking. i love little people But then I went to the guy who was kicking my leg and my human mother asked him why my stomach hurt. I asked myself this question too. Pokemon gave her some cans of this thing called Royal Canin and told her it would make me look like rain. Fits like a violin. Happy as a cow. I love happy cows. We returned home that evening and instead of the rubber boots and tree bark I was given, I ate a special can of Pokeman. WOAAAAAAAAAA MAMA! It is so good! I could eat this forever. I also reciprocated and tried to share it with my little people. They didn't like it so I had to eat the whole bowl and honestly it made me happier than a cow. I no longer have tummy ache or bad bowel movements (it's okay, we don't need to talk about it here. I have a support group on Wednesdays). I don't think my people are lame anymore. This is good stuff. And my folks got a pack of Royal Canin dry food too. It's delicious when you mix wet and dry together! I eat a whole plate and go to sleep. Now I'm living my best life. ✌️ With love, weasel

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