Review on 🚽 Enhance Your Bathroom Experience with BioBidet SlimEdge Simple Bidet Toilet Attachment - Dual Nozzle, Fresh Water Spray, Easy Installation, Non Electric, Brass Inlet, Internal Valve - White by Jeff Henkhaus

I have not studied bidet. I bought this one thinking I had a good bidet deal, I basically had a nymphomaniac bidet. I was looking forward to the splashing of the fountain and got Yosemite Geyser instead. The water pressure is pretty strong and it goes straight into the holes. I mean, this bidet gets a hole every time. And at this point I'm not quite sure if I'm pleased or scared. I'm pretty sure the bidet is trying to get me pregnant. There is an adjustable dial, but it goes from zero to sixty! If water enters there is no warning. You will scream, causing you to turn the dial in the opposite direction, bypassing the off button and falling with more water. You will find out how Kermit feels every day when this hand enters his body. 10/10 would buy again if the water was warmer and WAP was playing Cardi B when I was sprayed. But that's not a feature, so I put 7/10.