Review on 🐾 Hoover Pet Rewind Bagless Corded Upright Vacuum UH70210, Blue - T-Series WindTunnel by Jairah Brown

We had a dirty devil that we overpaid for. It was as useless as a prophylactic dispenser in the Vatican. In a fit of rage, I tried to get my wife's hair off the spinning brush, maliciously destroying it and eventually buying a new vacuum cleaner. I thought I wanted Dyson, but I figured if I'd spend $500 on a vacuum, then let him sing and dance and make martinis while he vacuumed for me. Unfortunately, I did a little research and this Hoover turned out to be a good buy time and time again. I thought we were trying to figure out how Revain would allow you to return something and pay for shipping back. When it arrived 12 hours later (thanks, Revain One-Day Shipping), I opened it up and quickly threw away the instructions. After 22 seconds I collected it and started sucking with even more joy than my pregnant wife. I showed him around our bedroom where our other vacuum cleaner had been mysteriously destroyed in the middle of work the day before. It took every ounce of strength not to throw up seeing how much trash our other vacuum has been missing over the past 3 years. I was so impressed I took a picture and sent it to my wife. Needless to say the thing is a beast and it has about the same suction power (which is a scientific measurement btw) as my 6HP ShopVac as I used the hose to suck on my facial skin a bit and do something pretty legal. Faces in the bathroom mirror (also sent photos to my wife). The vacuum cleaner is not only a 100% legal cleaning device but also very quiet compared to our old vacuum cleaner. When you turned on our Dirt Devil, it sounded like a jet-powered Harrier was landing. Women and children began to cry and scream, the walls shook, the lights flickered. This vacuum is significantly quieter which is good as I often let my pregnant wife do some housework after she put our 18 month old to bed and made me a sandwich. The old vacuum cleaner will wake up our child. This new vacuum didn't wake him up until I accidentally slammed it into his closed bedroom door. I'm also impressed with how easy it is to take this thing apart. One of my least favorite jobs in the entire world is taking apart the vacuum cleaner and brushing 32 pounds of my wife's hair off the rotating brush about once a month. But with this new vacuum, I can at least remove the brush in under an hour and without the tool I had to buy from NASA to remove the screws from the bottom of the vacuum. We also have a border collie and she sheds like it's a spiritual gift. Trying to get her hair off the carpet is nearly impossible as it systematically leaves her body and continues to form some sort of superhuman chemical bond with the carpet fibers in our homes. Several times before my mother in law arrived I had to use a roller to remove lint from our carpet as if I lived in a third world country to remove dog hair. This vacuum has a nifty little nozzle powered by the vacuum's suction power (warning: DO NOT touch it with your finger) that picked up pretty much every single strand of dog hair from our sofa, our ceiling, and every corner it could find. A couple of things that deserved 4 stars (I almost peed my pants) instead of 5 stars (I'm so impressed I wrote): 1. The hose on this thing is so short that I can't use it for a joke. The Hoovers (no, not the FBI) say it's 8 feet long. What they don't mention is that 3ft of it is constantly braided into the body of the vacuum, giving you a whopping 5ft of hose. There is an extension cord, but it's too short. So if you really want to get into nooks and crannies, do it on all fours. The vacuum cleaner comes with several attachments. They have rubber blades that tear through pet hair like Jet Li in a B-rated TV kung foo. However, there is no attachment to the main bristles that you usually see. Therefore, this item is useless if you have an antique store or a large collection of Star Wars figurines as there is no way to vacuum something fragile. The cord reel on this thing will kill you if you try to use it while standing anywhere near your feet or legs with the cord. However, I would give this particular feature 5 stars as it definitely works. When I first pulled the lever and the line started to reel in at about Mach 3.5, our border collie was lying next to him and she almost did a backflip. Our old vacuum had an auto retract feature and when you pushed the button it reminded me of when I was a kid and a bottle rocket flew 3 feet out of a beer bottle, landed on the floor, splashed and died. , it is a beautiful car and I am very happy with our purchase. I'm pretty sure if Chuck Norris bought a vacuum cleaner, this would be on his shortlist. day, so I decided it was time for an update. First of all, thanks to all the good people who have commented over the last few years; 99.5% of you acted like adults when using the comment box. To the rest of the 0.5% of you who have moved on from sophomores, immature or otherwise childish minds, congratulations on being the coolest kid under the hill, and yes, I'd like some fries to go with that . Anyway, our dear Border Collie has moved. on greener pastures, and my wife and I transitioned from single combat to zone defense, with three kids wrecking the house twice as fast as we can keep it clean these days. With three kids under the age of four squatting in my house, I can't believe I've ever had the audacity to complain about a dog making a mess. This vacuum cleaner continues to perform at the highest level. Granted, without having to clean dog hair 57 times a week, it would be nice to have a brush head instead of a pet hair head. However, the pet hair attachment does a great job of loosening dirt in high-traffic areas (like stairs), so it still pulls out when I'm given that pathetic task. One thing that never fails to impress me about this thing is that it can take everything apart in about 39 seconds. Unfortunately, it's just nice to get the job of cleaning the spinning brush done without having to confess afterwards. Anytime you can do something like this without emotionally traumatizing your kids by watching you incoherently swear at an inanimate object, I think it's a win. . It's been so abused that even my son wouldn't consider abusing his tonka trucks and this thing just keeps sucking. There are no broken parts, no weird noises, no loss of overall suction power, and the rope tensioner still spins up fast enough to easily catch small animals/kids under 50 pounds. For general maintenance, about once a quarter, I completely disassemble the entire vacuum and give it a thorough cleaning with warm water and dish soap. The filters go through the same processing and continue to work normally. There's really nothing else to do, and because you can take apart all the different parts so easily, you can really get into all the little spaces on this thing to really clean them out. Great news for my fellow OCD sufferers. All in all, this is a good buy. Of course next week when I finally get around to posting an update 3 1/2 years later there will probably be some sort of end of career disaster, but I'd still be a happy person at this point. For what we paid compared to what we got out of it I would happily go online and buy another without hesitation.