Review on Get A Slim And Toned Look With TAILONG Men'S High-Waist Tummy Control Shorts And Body Shaper Underwear by Markus Calderon

Amazingly, this product did pretty much exactly what it was supposed to do. I'm a musician verging on having a noticeable beer belly, and needed something that would keep the gut tucked. Bravo.Now the down-side. These undies aren't actually undies and absorb 0% of your sweat. While I was on stage i felt the sensation as if I was wading around in a kiddie pool. But not the fun, sloshing around, good time type of pool. More like my under-carriage was sealed inside a zip-lock bag under extreme pressure while my pool noodle sat crushed and compacted, suffocating between my thighs. I should also note that you should not drink heavily while wearing these shorts either. Ultimately, the tightness of the elastic pushes on your bladder, making the urge to urinate almost instant after finishing a drink.This is when things really went poorly. I walked into the bathroom and realized that I had to use a stall for some privacy as you have to pull your shirt all the way up to pull the elastic band down from just blow your chest. As i pulled the band down, it became increasingly more difficult to stretch. Finally, pulling the elastic as hard as I possibly could, I was able to finally pull low enough to set my willy free. Just as I started urinating, I lost my grip on the sweat saturated material and the rubber elastic band snapped up so hard and fast that my penis got whiplash, and my urinary stream was jerked straight upwards, drawing a yellow line dividing the bathroom in half, and finally ending up straight in my face. Fortunately the waist band was so tight that my johnson's flow was pinched off entirely when it sandwiched against my belly. When I finally got back home, my rodney dangerfield looked like a snake balloon animal with all of the air squeezed into both ends, leaving the middle skinny and deflated.5/5 would recommend.