
Well hot damn, these are one fine pair of shades at a price point that leaves room in the budget for an ice-cold twelver! Don’t buy if you’re one of those weak fellers who can’t handle copious amounts of hot, American women because these are straight chick magnets. Only for a man of distinction who plans on knocking half the neighborhood hunnies up. As soon as I put em on I developed a southern draw and started instantly growing a mullet(picture for reference). The perfect sunnies for when you’re half-soaked, blastin’ Travis Tritt in your T-Top camaro with a Coors Light in your cup holder. 10/10.


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