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Review on ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ Dollger Steampunk Gothic Sunglasses for a Classic Vintage Look by Zack Frazier

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Absolutely Fantastic

These glasses are the tastiest I've ever tasted. Flavors and aromas simply erupt from the metal holding the glass in place. I didn't always eat sunglasses. At least not as often as now. Sure, I sometimes ate the flyer casserole or traveler's stew my mom used to make for Easter, but that's about it. It wasn't until I saw Revane's premiere show, Good Omens, directed by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, that I realized what my culinary instincts were calling for. It was the scene from episode 12 where the demon Crowley, played by David Tennant, pulls a pair of sunglasses out of the glove compartment of his old Bentley and starts chewing on them. He munches on sunglass after sunglass, crackling the glass, ripping through the metal strips like saltwater toffee, and my mouth is watering. I robbed gas stations and bought up all the sunglasses that were on her little weirdo. I ate every last one and they were delicious, don't get me wrong, but I just didn't feel as satisfied as Crowley did in this episode. I wanted satisfaction. I wanted this more for myself than my own rabbit to get rid of the flu. I scoured the internet looking for the perfect pair and finally came across these. I ordered them immediately and waited for them to arrive, eating as little as possible to whet my appetite. When they finally arrived I squealed with delight, ate the best meal of my life, slept happily and then buried my rabbit who had died from the flu. Thanks very much! Would give six stars if I could!

Pros
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Cons
  • Vulgarity