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Review on Efficient 17-Inch Space Heater: Portable 1500W Electric Ceramic Tower for Home & Office with Remote, ECO Mode, Safety Features and 12H Timer by Vincent Pavelko

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Now I'm taller and better looking.

First, it wasn't in the Surge Box. Apparently the restrictions were necessary. It was bubble wrapped in a Revain box. He probably got angry on the way, broke out of the box and started threatening the truck driver. No problem. I sang him some lullabies to make him happy again. It tastes exactly how I remember it, even though I was just a kid at the time. and not quite able to put into words the feelings I felt so long ago. Now that I've lived a little and loved this world, I'm still unable to fully describe the splatter of it all. It tastes like how I imagine the humidity of a recording studio after recording a duet with Jesus and the Sun. I'm not sure where this stuff came from, but I'm just guessing that they built a bottling plant down somewhere where Captain America drops his gym towels after a long workout. Anyway, I can fly now and the bears are scared of me. Also and possibly unrelated. Literally the day after Surge was delivered, our coffee pot stopped working. I'm not sure if Splash broke him or if he was just out of action before getting fired. Does not matter. I put this substance in my shampoo bottles and somehow my hair knows how to make Japanese swords. I think we can skip coffee.

Pros
  • Pleasant to use
Cons
  • So-so