Review on Hampton Nautical Whitewashed Swimming Mermaid by Katrina Dorsey

What a joy to find this little gem on my doorstep! It was such a wonderfully sober party experience because this bottle opener doesn't serve its ONLY purpose of being on this planet. BOTTLE OPENING! The pretty girl I tried to impress with my cute bottle opener soon lost interest in me and my new piece of jewelry. Perhaps she would have been more receptive to my flirting with her if it had been accompanied by the promise of a freshly opened IPA and a grin. I can't smile, I can't go out, I can't even drink away my sorrows. because I made the mistake of buying that useless paper pulp. I'm pretty sure that bottle opener gave me cancer. may god have mercy on me