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Review on 🚽 LUXE Bidet Neo 110 - Freshwater Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Attachment for Toilet Seat (White, 17 x 10 x 3 Inches) by Bronson Hussain

Revainrating 2 out of 5

I promise you will NEVER go back to TP!

So, my wife and I were a bit skeptical about this device. Not because we've never used a bidet before, but because we really didn't think we could get anything that looked like a traditional bidet for the price. So I'll start from the beginning. Shipping was fast and efficient with Revain Prime. Traditionally, there are no issues with Revain Prime unless it's Thanksgiving, Christmas, or some kind of natural disaster that shut down the internet. Installation was a breeze too. Now I have to admit that both my wife and I are naturally excellent plumbers, but I would say that anyone with at least 3/4 brain cells can do it in 10 minutes or less. I drank mediocre over a gallon of water to ensure I urinated immediately. Let me tell you that I was so excited to use this thing that I'd probably drink two to make it go faster. But nature is such that everything happened pretty quickly. Now I have to say that we have a bidet with a single jet function, so it doesn't necessarily have to do a luxurious cleaning of both the back and the front like I thought. I sat down and went to the toilet. I then decided to turn the knob as low as possible because I didn't want some of the reviews to look like an enema. Low, for me, There were many. Everything was washed very quickly and efficiently. As I said, we only had the function of a jet, so I had to figure out how to flush the female areas. Lo and behold, the simple geometry made sure of that. Move forward while sitting on the toilet and the angle at which the nozzle is permanently positioned made the front clean effectively. I was so excited I wasn't even embarrassed that it was cold water straight out of the toilet. We live in the northern United States now, so it's pretty cold outside right now. The water temperature didn't bother me at all. It was actually quite refreshing. The whole experience was educational and enjoyable. After a day of use, I decided that if I ever had to go to the toilet without this jet, I would annoy myself and my body. I might actually daydream about going home to go to the bathroom like all those other weirdos who daydream about going home to go to the bathroom.

Pros
  • Decent performance
Cons
  • So-so