Because the green garland is actually a black garland. If you order a green garland, then you are actually ordering a black garland, and somehow, somewhere, the green garland lost the garland battle except just for the name, and so the green garland is actually a black garland, forever changing the laws of physics. I mean if I could make a steampunk Christmas tree or have a merry satanic Christmas (which only happens in odd years) that would be awesome. But it's not great! 2020 is an even year. Why don't they just call it Black Garland instead of Green Garland? It would save me a lot of confusion, time and repacking, printing return labels, wasting packing tape and driving all the way to the post office only to throw the package out the post office window. 1 star for your Green Garland, which is actually a Black Garland. They have red right but a negative multiplied by a positive is still negative unless they try to change the laws of math as well as the laws of physics, which I don't think they have the right to do!
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