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Review on πŸ‘” Stylish Woven Black Solid Diamond Self Tie: Elevate Your Look with Class by Andrew Dinelli

Revainrating 4 out of 5

Holy Batwing, Caped Crusader. It's a diamond man!

You have several options if the invitation says Black Tie Optional. The first option is to ignore it and show up in the same dark suit you wear to weddings, funerals, and casual job interviews. The second option is to embrace your inner James Bond and don a penguin costume. And let's face it guys. We look damn good in a penguin costume! Women who don't normally tell us the time of day turn their heads when they see a man in formal attire and you just know that in their head they're thinking, "Wow. I wonder what makes him? I wonder what drives me? I wonder if he wants to buy me a drink? So spend your money and buy yourself a tuxedo. You can actually get a decent one here at Revain, but if you do, the tie won't keep up. So you have to choose between Standard, Batwing, Butterfly, Narrow/Slim, Diamond and Jumbo. "bat", I personally prefer a diamond, like this beauty. The pointed sides accentuate your deceitful grin like nothing else, and this model's material forms a nice little knot that's neither too thin nor too wide. right,” as Goldilocks would say. If Goldilocks was the last Bond girl wrapped around your shoulder. I'm giving this tie 4/5 stars minus one star because (a) it's not a bat wing; Don't come with a button that shoots acid in your enemy's face.

Pros
  • Feel good
Cons
  • Not the best