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New Zealand, Wellington
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51 Karma

Review on Toilet Non Electric Mechanical Attachment Cleaning Kitchen & Bath Fixtures by Ryan Noble

Revainrating 4 out of 5

Bathroom Lights

So you want to read the review right? Well this is less of a review and more of a story about my experience with the first bidet I came across. Found this set and was very surprised at the price. It was cheaper to buy a double pack than a single pack. I don't have the same experience as a professional plumber, but I know enough to make ends meet. Even if I messed up and cut the threads on one, I'd still have a second one to back up. Luckily this wasn't necessary. The connection went smoothly enough. Don't forget to put the rubber washer and tape on the appropriate places, or you will end up with a splashing experience. Once I'd reassembled my toilet (which had made me disgusted because of the dirt I didn't notice) I activated the bidet. a space with the full brunt of the speed force behind it. I cut it off immediately but the mess was made. I stood in deep thought for some time. "Do you really want me to put my ass on this contraption?" I thought. I was rightly concerned about the well-being of my bottom half. I didn't want to be forgotten about this bizarre invention. I spent money to save some money. I commit to it. i have to see it So counted to three. OneTwoThree, I turned the knob slowly. Slowly, until I felt the Antarctic bum's cold ocean water pouring in through my back door. It was cold! I got tense very quickly! I let the water run for a good 10 seconds and just sat there. I reflected on my life choices and realized it was here now. The decision is to give my cornholio a baptism. I only gave it a 4/5 because Barry Allen would be slow compared to the rush that emanates from this bidet. I could depressurize the line, but my toilet takes 10 minutes to fill it deeper than it already is. The handle is also adjustable, but at full rotation it's pretty powerful. Be extremely careful.

Pros
  • Free for Educational Purposes
Cons
  • Nothing