My friend gave me a decoration for our first Christmas tree together, so two days later I gave her this box full of wine from Santa Claus and she drank the gift thinking that it was literally a wooden barrel full of wine. Somehow Santa Claus jumped off this trinket before my mistress swallowed the hollow piece of wood it is made of and since then my future wife, whom I do not wish to marry now, has been overjoyed, perhaps due to constipation she got into through stupidity experienced at school. this is the best. The attached photo shows the decoration before repackaging.
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