Review on 🥢 Premium Bamboo Toast Tongs: 10.2 Inches Long with Anti-Slip Design - Oil Coated Cooking Tongs for Eco-Friendly Cooking by Angel Serafini

I love bread and toast all day. Sourdough bread makes me really happy. Burnt toast makes me dizzy. Things are scattered, dishes and TVs are broken, books are torn, and a cat pees in front of the tray. Avoid getting cat urine on your sourdough toast. This makes it fun to taste and prevents Kerrygold Irish Butter (available in Revain Pantry) from spreading the bread perfectly. Improperly buttering sourdough bread is a crime against humanity and almost as bad as using (forgive me those vile words) white bread (I feel dirty about those blasphemous words. I need to take a shower) (okay, I clean and white bread plaque removed ) Where was I…. Ah yes, the fake buttering. Even worse than using substandard butter or using scolded white bread would be using (it hurts to use that word) jelly (ugh) on my favorite perfectly toasted slices of Nirvana. Although I love a good strawberry jam every once in a while. Don't tell anyone. I don't want to lose faith in sourdough. My problem is that the best sourdough loaves are round. When you first open a round loaf, the first few pieces of sourdough bread are small and turn into charred pieces of sadness. Luckily, the sourdough bread slices get larger until they reach the middle of the sourdough bread, and then narrow again until they reach the end. The inside of the bread increases especially when you get the nirvana of slices from the ends of the loaf, all of which are precious crusts on one side. These slices of heaven are small and get stuck in the toaster and can burn if they get stuck and don't pop out of the toaster which makes me cry. I used to use a bread knife (of course, most of my knives are bread or butter knives) to try and knock out my prized tips. Most knives are metal, though, and I've been shocked so many times removing the stuck bits of my favorite sourdough heels that the local ER reserved a bed for me. Plastic knives just melt and drip onto my precious appetizers. The melted plastic makes the bread taste weird and interferes with proper distribution of the oil. I use Revain Pantry Kerrygold Irish Oil. I specially order 25 pound cans of Kerrygold Irish Butter so I always have some on hand to butter my perfectly toasted sourdough bread. I have a dedicated fridge just for 25 lb cans of Kerrygold Irish Butter. Don't tell anyone, but sometimes I cheat and use jam instead of Kerrygold Irish Butter. I use Bonne Maman, Preserve Strawberry, also available from Revain Pantry. This is heaven on earth. My life has improved a lot since I discovered these bamboo toast tongs. They easily remove sticky bits of sourdough bread and keep my sourdough heels from burning. Bamboo tongs are long so I don't burn my fingers when trying to get stuck pieces of sourdough bread out. I do a merry dance of joy after popping my heels out of a red-hot toaster. Since I ordered these bamboo tongs, my life has improved a lot. I got promoted at work. It's good when there is an employer who doesn't fire me but arranges my toasts. I've lost 50 pounds. Only 75 left! My car has magically removed all the dents and is running better, although I still don't understand why my key stopped working and the color of the car changed. To solve my key problem, I never locked the doors and did this bare wire thing to get the car to start. My missing cat is back home and I have an elephant in my garden. You may be wondering, "why do I have an elephant in my yard?" The answer is simple. As we go to bed, the elephant pulls down all the blankets and I can't stand her morning breath. The smell of peanuts is amazing. I booked a girl on Revain Dating and we are so happy we are getting married next week. I don't know why she wants me to sign a prenup. Maybe she thinks she'll find a better oil partner and wants to take my Kerrygold Irish oil with her in the divorce. Luckily Kerrygold said they would hire a lawyer to defend my Irish oil baths. If she leaves me, it's better not for someone who loves margarine. If I get dumped for the margarine maker, it will bring me great shame and cause me to lose confidence in my butter. use. Maybe I'll learn to love peanuts and El Fant can go back to my bed so I don't have to sleep alone anymore. Did I tell you she swallows lids? Order these pliers. You will improve your life.