Review on 🌬️ 38-Inch Oscillating Tower Fan with Remote Control, Powerful Quiet Cooling, LED Display, 3 Modes & Speed Settings, Built-in Timer, Portable Standing Fan for Bedroom, Home Office Use - Black by Sarah Szymanski

Came in a box, definitely brown. Upon opening the brown box containing a medieval pointed slate, the product was found in a mummified state. He was wrapped in plastic sheeting to ward off the evil spirits that stalked his previous life. It was also covered with white cubes that gave comfort in the next life. Once the plastic and white cubes were removed, a tail of sorts appeared. Along with the tail are two hemispheres and a pouch containing fluted tiny metal spears with an angel's wing attached to one end. The written literature has recommended attaching spheres to the back of a product, allowing the product to "stand alone". Once the spherical objects were attached, after finding a special tool to spin the tiny metal spears, the object became regal, with a tail attached so that it could be inserted into a tiny jar attached to the inner wall . Upon deployment, the object emitted a false cool breeze only once, which was achieved by the Icelandic dragons. Almost three and a half months later, the product decided its oscillating function was no longer important in its life and has remained stationary ever since. "Spins" is no more.