Review on HogoR by Jonathan Self

At HogoR, I was anticipating a night filled with magic, but instead, I was met with pandemonium! The volume of the music was so high that I could hardly hear myself think over it. A stampede-like situation developed as people pushed and shoved one another in an attempt to get a better view of the stage. The staff was impolite and unhelpful, and the prices for the beverages were excessively high. In addition, the drinks were watered down. It was a totally pointless expenditure of both time and money. I have no intention of visiting HogoR ever again, nor would I suggest the attraction to anyone else.