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Review on 🪰 Shield Your Space: Neatmaster Ultrasonic Pest Repeller - Powerful Electronic Plug-in Pest Control for Home, Office, Warehouse, Hotel by Rhonda Johnson

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Prepare for the battle for household items

I would like to start by saying that I have bought many things from Amazon but this is my first review. We hope you find it informative and interesting. Item comes with clear instructions and no fuss out of the box. Just plug it into the wall and choose from three options. Green/Low mode = no audible noise. Blue/Medium mode = no audible noise. Red/High Mode = Screeches of terror for humans, pets, and bugs. single width. Before I plugged it in, you could hear the hive rustling and using its echolocation voices. Prior to purchase/installation, at a rate of about 1 per week, bats entered my living room in an all-out battle for dominance. Luckily for me, bats are very ineffective in pillow fights, and each challenger met their fate with brilliance, much to the delight of the Colosseum crowd, consisting of my wife and dog. After these random struggles, my wife decided to buy the product to put an end to the horrific spectacle. Within about 2 days of plugging in the device and setting it to blue mode when I was home and red mode when I was away as per the instructions, I didn't notice any difference. The bats stayed in their ancestral home, teasing me with their squeaks and squeaks while continuing to assert their dominance. But then about 2 nights later everything changed. I woke up at 3am after a sock fell on my face. I quickly shook it from my open and snoring mouth and turned on the light to assess the situation. When the light came on, I realized what was going on. AMBUSH! Since my purchase, the bats not only fix the echolocation on the ceiling, but also plan an attack to take over my family's house forever! How could I be so smug. In the dim light of a lamp in my bedroom, I noticed 4 bats maliciously fluttering about the room. Her plan was sound as my normal gladiator armor was in the trash after a long day at work leaving me with nothing but bare feet, boxer shorts and a large t-shirt to sleep on. I had to be content with what I had. Both my wife and the dog joined the fight. My wife started screaming loudly in what I now understand was an attempt to suppress her echolocation (skillfully) and my dog jumped onto the bed and started hopping in a vain attempt to grab her in mid-air, her jumping skills weren't enough to help in combat. When the fight started, I grabbed two pillows and used them to start the windmill in one quick motion. The two bats immediately charged at me in supersonic sync, but the rapid two-paddle motion of the fan blades had never been seen before. They were sent quickly. I stopped the motion blur after a physically demanding tactic. Noticing my discovery, the third warrior lunged for my head, but I managed to duck and, swinging the pillow in my right hand, threw him violently against the wall. Then there was one. A battle of willpower ensued, one against one, mano y mano. The last bat was clearly the leader of the pack, as its dives and swoops were performed with great energy. The fight continued until the last warrior was killed and my body was exhausted. I wiped the sweat from my brow and gathered up the bodies of the fallen. As I laid the warriors to rest, I realized that my purchase had led them to such a desperate attack on me and my family. Over the next few days, the rustling in my blankets stopped and I realized that the Bat Supreme Council had decided that their territory could no longer be held. This decision was made based on the incessant sonic noise of the product and my superior combat prowess. They moved on. The only remnant of resistance was a cunning and angry, albeit young and ruthless, bat waiting for me on my shower curtain, presumably to kill me while I sat on the porcelain throne. Unfortunately for him, combat testing has turned me into a die-hard bat-fighting veteran. He too found his end. Brave fool. After the last skirmish, I had no more invaders. I just hope this is a lasting peace and not an opportunity for the bats to regain their former fighting power and launch an even more powerful offensive. but in case of doubt I will agree with him. It works as described. With this I won the big bat fight 2020. TL; DR is a great product. Highly recommend, bats literally came out of the walls.

Pros
  • Health & Home
Cons
  • Not sure