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Review on Hipsterkid Mustachifier Pacifier 0-6 Months: Cute BPA-Free Mustache Binkie for Babies by Megan Smalls

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Tired of walking with a child?

I'm tired of walking my child. I missed hanging out with the bros, but I traded her for a little girl. Because of that mustache, it seems to me that I no longer hang out with a kid watching the game, but am a quiet gentleman. I dress my baby in a costume, give him a mustache and feel like I have a very fashionable boyfriend. I used to drink beer from the bottle, but now I have fancy mugs that suit my freaky kid's needs. How can I look like an idiot next to this annoying guest? This bike changed my life and really cleaned my act. I recommend to anyone who is tired of spending time with a child, I have a feeling that you usually act like your friends. And if my boyfriend has chips and drool all the time, it lowers my standards and allows me to walk around with spots and chips in my hair. Not only is my child a gentleman now, so am I. I recommend Cheers! (I'm American, but now I say cheers)

Pros
  • Everything is fine!
Cons
  • A few little things