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Austria, Vienna
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Review on K 76923 0 Quiet Close Adjustable Self Cleaning Electrical by Reggie Kern

Revainrating 1 out of 5

Guaranteed not good for kitchen and bathroom plumbing

**Second Update** Okay, that Kohler bidet sucks. The first block leaked and the second block leaked occasionally, but recently the plastic holding it in place broke. Built to fail. *UPDATE* After less than a month of use, the bidet is leaking. When the lever is rotated, water begins to flow out. I will trade it for another one as I love everything about it but it looks like this device is not well designed as others have reported the same thing in other reviews. ------------- ------------ Well, 2 years ago I plunged into the world of bidets by buying Alpha Bidet (version 1). It worked pretty well for 2 years but 3 things made me give up. 1. The gray rubber feet you see on the Hibbets and Alpha models don't stay put. After a while they started cracking and I ended up removing the legs from the cover and replacing the ones that cracked on the seat (they carry most of the weight).2. The color is bluish-purple-white, which doesn't quite match our Kohler toilet.3. The way it attaches to the toilet started to fail. The spring loaded quick release would not engage until I pulled on it. After getting rid of it, I tried the thin Brondell mount. It was easy to install and felt well constructed. I was a bit wary of the flimsy plastic that the controller was attached to, but there are 2 pieces of metal underneath for reinforcement. The problem with this is that it just doesn't hit the mark. The elongated toilet made me sit back and lean forward, which was uncomfortable. I won't return it because it was in our restroom and it's only $20, maybe it will be used another day. So, now to this bidet. First, the color matches our toilet, which is great. The rubber feet on the seat and lid feel more durable than the Alpha bidet's gray feet. Installation was a lot easier than the Alpha bidet and the hardest part was tightening the connections. The Alpha bidet had metal fittings, but this one had plastic fittings. It's a bit embarrassing. The seat itself seems a lot stronger than the Alpha bidet, but the plastic creaks a little under my crate. This scope is better than the Brondell attachment, but still doesn't quite match the sniper accuracy of the Alpha bidet. However, I can bomb the "brown city" with the joystick like the German Stuka in World War II. So far so good with this bidet but if it breaks or leaks I'll be back to update my review.

Pros
  • Pleasure
Cons
  • Vulgarity