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Review on πŸ’† Enhanced Power Personal Wand Massager - 20 Vibration Patterns & 8 Speeds with Memory - Rechargeable, Cordless and Handheld for Muscle Tension, Back, Neck Relief by Dandy Sulley

Revainrating 5 out of 5

If you're a naive thug like me, you must know that this is a sex toy.

I bought this massager legally as a non sexy massager because I found it while searching for back massagers and it was one of the few options available. The advert is extremely misleading, once you open the instructions it says, I quote, "a massager for sexual pleasure". I don't understand why it has to be so modestly advertised, just say it's a goddamn sex toy for those of us naive jerks who didn't even think of it because we've never had one (apparently waterproof is a big tip). IT SAID it works really really well, I've used it on my back and legs (excluding bursitis) and it works well, it definitely reduces the pain. So if you don't have roommates or aren't afraid of someone seeing it, for the price it works really well as a real massager.

Pros
  • Good product for the price
Cons
  • weak