Review on PackTowl Personal Microfiber Clover 54 Inch by Joaquin Bennett

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy says of PackTowl: "As all Hoopy Froudes know, the most useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have is a towel. But not all towels are created equal. Some towels are so bulky that you need three backpacks, a suitcase, and a personal assistant to carry them around. Not this towel. You're unlikely to know it's there until you need it for a melee (please follow any local planetary rules regarding hidden weapons). Some towels are as difficult to dry when wet as the ocean is during a hurricane. , which makes them smell a third worse than Castara 6's sewers. Not that towel. A quick spin and it's completely dry again for all your further drying needs. Buy this towel. No, seriously, buy this towel.