Review on Flowtron FC-8800 Diplomat Fly Control Device - High-Powered 120-Watt Solution for Indoor and Outdoor Use by Jason Jirsa

Okay, let's build the scene first. I am a mother of three boys. Three crazy, desperate guys from 5:30 to 21:00. Also a dog boy. My husband travels constantly: During the weekdays I am a single mother. All fights, food, poop, homework, injuries and tantrums are mine. Yes, they are often punctuated by heartbreaking declarations of love, sticky hugs and sweet kisses and moments of laughter that make you pee. everything belongs to me And all these "my things" - these dirty, beautiful, loud and big love moments fill me so much that I regularly overflow, and mostly fall into bed at night, sometimes in clothes I wear all day, sometimes without even cleaning . Teeth. However! Spring has finally arrived in Chicago, and tonight, with all the little ones fast asleep, I found myself in a little mystery. I could walk to my bed like a zombie and pass out before the first commercial of some stupid TV show, or sip a glass of rose alone in the dark on the couch and listen to the hearty and happy crunch, crunch, crunch of my diplomat through the open window. Yes, you heard right. It's fun to play my insect killer. It's so much fun that it tempts me to stay awake a little longer. Why do you ask? No, I'm fine mentally. I am fine. It's just... I hate bugs. I mean I really, really hate bugs. I scream when I come across a spider in the shower and gasp when I see locust carcasses clinging to my maple trees. But my sworn enemy, the insect I hate more than any other insect is the mosquito. UYYYYYY. Maybe it's my childhood growing up in South Florida where I was terrorized by ugly little vampires, maybe I've healed too many itchy scars in my life, maybe it's paranoia that these parasitic stalkers carry all sorts of horrible diseases. this can infect my children. Mosquitoes: Don't Make Me Crawl Over Your Mama Bear On Your Ass! In any case, my diplomat will take them out. How absolutely, absolutely. I live in an area close to rivers and streams and lots of flood plains. Many of my neighbors have water in their garden. We have a property of about an acre and I NEVER see mosquitoes in the yard. In fact, I forget that there are mosquitoes in our town until I go to a friend's house and they swarm. I return home feeling incredibly grateful. I like listening to a diplomat at work, even if it's a bit strange. It's a focused, relentless killing machine occupying part of my brain, a satanic fire/drug-free ecstasy sort of thing. It ignites a spark of revenge and fear, and I am a slave to those sounds. I can't tear myself away... crack! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT TTT. DRRRRRRRRR. Oh my God! Give it to me baby! Kill those blood sucking mothers f*&^%#@*! It's like fireworks. And I have a front row seat. You will never regret buying this magical monster. It destroys the bad guys. This is the bug terminator you've always dreamed of. Do that.