If you're like me you want your friends and strangers to think you're cool. How does one become cool you ask? Babywearing trousers with three elastic bands! No lie, what used to be "geeky", "stupid" and "that's why nobody wants to play with you" as a kid is now a total mess! I'm a good friend and I want my boys to know they won. Feel free to be in public with me for too long so I'm wearing these pants to let 'em know it's cool to be proud of me. They never talked about it, but I know they feel it deep down. Very good quality for the money, they have a loose fit which I like and you can usually see through them on cheaper pants especially joggers. Not these! The twill is so good, I feel free to *finally* wear my Zach Effron lingerie collection in public. Whenever I ask strangers to see what kind of underwear I'm wearing, they're so amazed at my abject lack of being able to see my pants that they walk away in embarrassment! Even my friends apologize to them for their shortcomings. I'm tall and they fit just right, but other than that they're really big so go down a size or even a size down because the roominess will hide all your carb indiscretions and those nice underwear you saved up for as a dad visits.
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